2009: avoid it
December 28, 2008 Category: General 
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If 2009 will be a year so bad, why not avoid it? If a nation can adopt or not adopt daylight saving time, for example, ahead or behind their clocks according to your convenience, why can not accelerate or delay the timing? Why this blind subservience to a single international convention? Where is our sovereignty? If we refused to move to 2009 and 2008 we repeated the advantages are many. We could fix or avoid the mistakes we made. Undo the shoddy, redo what went wrong and only come in 2009 when we were really ready, maybe in a couple of years. And another thing: Vasco da Gama had a second chance.
HORRORÓSCOPO
2009 will be bad no doubt. Astrological predictions for the year are ... Well, see for yourself. The planet's dominant period will be Mercury, the solar system's smallest and most eccentric orbit. The equivalent to the cosmic quietly boring. Under the influence of Mercury in the twelve houses of the zodiac, this is your horoscope for 2009:
AQUARIUS - Those born in this sign will wish it never happened.
FISH - Avoid anything. Do not open the door or answer the phone. Stay home and wait for instructions.
ARIES - Its ruler is Mars, which also governs the head of Meireles. The better you feel, the higher is the interest rate and the greater the difficulties of trade and industry. You will have alternating periods of euphoria and guilt and will compulsively to sing in the shower, no shower, even invading the bathroom of friends and strangers to test the acoustics.
TAURUS - Better not to know. Just a warning: walk on her back as a precaution.
TWINS - You'll be stuck in an elevator with Gilmar Mendes, Dolabella Given the pagoda and a group of seventeen hours.
CANCER - A great-aunt will leave a great legacy, but you'll never know. Your hair will fall all at once, and into the soup.
LION - You will be glossed by the Income Tax, which, not content with that, pichará walls with insinuations about her and will call in the middle of the night to tell jokes.
VIRGO - The period is going to change. Change of name, marital status, occupation, sex and emigrate.
LIBRA - Poor ...
SCORPIO - You wake up one morning and discover that Angela Merkel became the.
SAGITTARIUS - Run!
CAPRICORN - Your symbol is the goat. Need we say more?
Luis Fernando Verissimo (Via: Blog Noblat )
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I hope a wonderful 2009. And I believe it will 
I am Brazilian and never give up!
Maysa
Cool!!
AI liked it! Arians vain ... lol good singing
22009 ... Yikes Maysa will be bad for some, for me hope it's not. Well, I still have hope that is better than 2008 which was my bad year gets worse ... now this next year ... ahhh ... I do not know. Better take some revotril to sleep and not feel the time ... Now, if we could avoid going into 2009, the best thing would not happen to me ... heheh getting older (laughs) that's nothing else I want to repeat what happened to me this in 2008. Now is phoda lose all their hair one time and further into the soup .... hehehe
3Big hug and a great 2009,
Edna Guidini
sargittarius16@hotmail.com
I also expect a great 2009 ... however, if the forecasts are right, I better start training to race ... o.0
4auahuahuahauh I've read this in the Globe today ..
VERY GOOD!
Verissimo's idol!
5I want my 2 minutes back.
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