You could be of support?
September 23, 2007 Category: General 
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I received the text below a known, by email.
CUSTOMER: "I can not connect to the Internet."
HELPLINE: "Are you sure you used the right password?"
CUSTOMER: "Yes, I'm sure. I saw a fellow doing. "
HELPLINE: "Can you tell me what was the password?"
CUSTOMER: "Five stars."
CUSTOMER: "I can not print. Every time I try, the computer says "Can not find printer." Have lifted the printer and placed it in front of the monitor, but the computer keeps saying it can not find it. "
HELPLINE: "HP Customer Service. Sergio talking. How can I be useful? "
CUSTOMER: "I have an HP printer that needs to be repaired."
HELPLINE: "What model is it?"
CUSTOMER: "It is a Hewlett-Packard."
HELPLINE: "This I know. It is color or black and white? "
CUSTOMER: "It's beige."
HELPLINE: "Good morning. Can I help with anything? "
CUSTOMER: "Eeh ... Hey I can not print."
HELPLINE: "You can click the 'Start' and ...?"
CUSTOMER: "Hang on! Do not respond very well technically. I'm not Bill Gates! "
CLIENT: Suddenly a message appears on my screen that says Click 'Restart' ... What should I do? "
SUPPORT: You press the button prompted, disconnect and reconnect.
Without blinking, the customer hangs up the face of the attendant and call support again.
CUSTOMER: And now what do I do?
CUSTOMER: "I have a big problem. A friend of mine put a screensaver on my computer, but every time I move the mouse, it disappears! "
HELPLINE: "Can I help you?"
CUSTOMER: "I am writing my first e-mail."
SUPPORT: "OK, what's the problem?"
CUSTOMER: "I've done the letter" a ". How do you do círculozinho around it? "
CUSTOMER: "The Internet also opens on Sundays?"
After a while talking with a support agent.
HELPLINE: "what is on the right side of the screen?"
CUSTOMER: "A fern!"
SUPPORT: silence ...
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It seems that every story lies. But I've been through a situation like this ...
CUSTOMER: "I can not check my email ... gives error that it can not find server."
Czech all Outlook settings with the customer by telephone and, unable to find the problem, finally, I ask:
Maysa: "But you are connected to the Internet?"
CUSTOMER: "No ..."
A minute of silence ...
Maysa politely: "Mr must be logged in to download your messages ..."
CUSTOMER: "Oh okay I will."
The client connected ... and finally lowered his e-mails 
Another story is my friend ... Xande he worked in a server in the interior of Minas. It was mid-1999 and BOL launched a campaign that had the slogan "Every Brazilian has the right to a free e-mail." One person called and said he wanted a free e-mail, cause he had seen on TV that "Every Brazilian was right ...". He tried, politely, to convince the boy that there had not at that company e-mails for free, and yes, paid plans, as all providers of Brazil at that time. What choke ...
Maysa
Maysa, I quite understand.
Working with customer service for the service of water supply for the city. We listen to each well.
We build up an internal file cases with the most "bizarre". There are various situations.
* Watch the water has several names: fire hydrant, speedometer, NM, "idrômetro", etc..
* When asked to return with documentation, guess ... bring everything but the documentation that we ask!!
* After you take that class on searching leaks, you do a simple question like:
A"How many people live in the house"
The answer: "Yes"
Then you wonder, do they understand a word I said?
Good Maysa ..
I also support the Internet .. and I believe these sentences .. pq has also listened to each ...
mid-1997 ... very beginning of the commercial Internet .. imagine ...
hahahahah
afraid that time.
2Maysa,
I loved it.
You have to write Sun.
I laughed a lot.
Hugs.
3Hello Maysa
4I really liked your blog, you have a really cool way to write this post ... very funny, rsssss
I'll visit again ....
When can the last one on my blog ...
To
Adriana
Ours is the same nonsense every
5uhauahuhauha
very funny but eh .. I never make it through q q u now without laughing at least half an hour uahauha
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